Words from Brad Pitt
Brad Pitt revealed the future to me last night.. He showed me a device that was about the width of a screw driver and the length of a computer mouse. Bringing this device up to his mouth, he pressed a button and made various licking motions, his tongue moving up, down and all around. Tossing it to his girlfriend, he begins to talk to me as a replicate of his tongue appears at the end ot the tube, mimicking his motions me made earlier. He tells me that the device, a personalized dildo, was the future of the world.

"It's a replacement, man." he says, looking skinny as a speed freak with a drug striken brain. "In the future people won't want what's new or exciting, they're going to want the familiar. People are going to walk into theaters, see an actor or actress that they find sexy, appealing AFter the movie, they'll order them, whole or in parts. Lets say that you want the lips of Angelina Joline and the body of Audrey Hepburn. You'll phone up a lab and they'll make the receipie for you and you'll grow her at home. Do you like Sean Connery's attitude? His way with the ladies? Call the lab up and get his personality, download it into your brain and you'll be just like him. Hollywood is taking choice away from us. Soon, human personalities will be as generic and formulaic as the movies that you watch every week. Everyone will be look beautiful and all the ugly people will be side kicks, or mad villains who will be disposed of with a wity one liner. This is the future. Welcome to Hollywood Earth."

We watch his girl friend his virtual tongue between her breasts as she moans as the dream disolves into the wake world.